Michelle's plan to work at home takes a deadly turn for the worse when lust gets the better of her. Mike adopts radical steps to look young, cool, and urban for a gig. Grant gets caught skiving from work. Claire tries to identify the world's best kisser.

Michelle tries to find a way to dump her incredible, undumpable boyfriend. Bitten by a tramp, Mike convinces himself that he's got rabies and will die like a dog. Grant aims to surprise Michelle into sleeping with him. Claire causes a stink by dating a chef.