Michelle must decide which friend to take with her to a secret gig. Mike discovers a new religion and has a bizarre moment of epiphany. Claire and Grant fall out over a Scrabble game. Dean tries to persuade Michelle to have break-up sex.

Michelle tries to find a way to dump her incredible, undumpable boyfriend. Bitten by a tramp, Mike convinces himself that he's got rabies and will die like a dog. Grant aims to surprise Michelle into sleeping with him. Claire causes a stink by dating a chef.

Michelle tries to prove that she is more than just a cute nutritionist. Mike steals Michelle's Vespa and travels further than he planned. Grant attempts to impress Michelle using only his mother tongue. Claire gets a sexy new work uniform.

Michelle's plan to work at home takes a deadly turn for the worse when lust gets the better of her. Mike adopts radical steps to look young, cool, and urban for a gig. Grant gets caught skiving from work. Claire tries to identify the world's best kisser.

Michelle has to deal with her new boyfriend's glamorous and predatory ex. DJ Mike stops at nothing to get the money for a new microphone. Grant tries to seduce Michelle over a chessboard. Claire sues Michelle after an incident with a kettle.

Michelle tries to conquer her comfort eating in a bid to fit into a tiny new dress, and tells some terrible lies to get Mike and Dean to bond. Grant attempts to impress Michelle by dressing up. Claire has problems when she dates four men, all called Martin.

Michelle makes the mistake of telling new boyfriend Dean that she loves him too soon into their relationship. Mike tries to conquer his fears - of the dark and of Natasha Kaplinsky. Grant finds the best place to go when he dies. Claire dispenses some dangerously frank advice.

Michelle must stop being a slut or lose her gorgeous new man. Mike has to find somewhere to sleep where he won't get attacked by tramps. Grant's dreams come true when Michelle invites him back to her flat. Claire tries to stop biting men.