A surgically implanted tongue patch that prevents users from tasting food; plus, a high-tech device for mutually masturbating with your partner without ever leaving your respective apartments.

A service that matches openly honest gold diggers with available men of means; hunters who want to kill every animal on the planet so bad that they pay someone to bring them to their own backyard; and a pastor who preaches avarice over affection.

Porn star Elizabeth Starr, whose O-cup breast implants might well be the death of her. Plus, a place where the dying go to be frozen until the distant future - hoping that as-of-yet unborn doctors can bring them back to life and make them healthy once again.

Angry fight club amateurs who willingly pummel each other on a regular basis. Plus, the men who built a better bullet - upping the carnage factor and turning a single shot into a weapon of mass destruction.

A handsome young man who prefers ladies three times his age; promoting prostitution - and the minister who practices what he preaches; plus, a sex toy craftsman who lovingly specializes in the only live-molded horse dildos in the country.

Men who want to be women so bad - temporarily, anyway - that they turn themselves into living female dolls; a healthy young man who envies the disabled so much that he uses a wheelchair; and women who treat hyper-realistic dolls as the newborn babies they desperately wish they had.

A 700-pound woman with aspirations to be the sexiest - and heaviest - entertainer in the world; Dr. John Basso, whose Heart Attack Grill offers free meals to anyone weighing over 350 pounds; plus, craftsmen revolutionizing the coffin market for the morbidly obese.