Arkwright invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor whom he suspects of shoplifting.

The wedding of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's niece is cause for consternation and embarrassment for Arkwright when he loses his trousers.

In another bid to impress Nurse Gladys, Arkwright buys a van to expand his business.

Arkwright needs a new suit, but is he too mean to buy one?

Arkwright and Granville have to get shot of some fig rolls - plus some lavatory paper.

Granville can't believe his luck when the milkwoman makes a pass at him.

Nurse Gladys Emmanuel has a problem with her washing machine - which turns into a major nightmare for Arkwright.