The Dreamster Sound Effects Machine was designed to help you fall asleep naturally and deeply. Warning: side effects may include drowsiness, nightmares, and psychotic episodes. If you die in your dreams you die in real life.

A monster has been coming across the Golden Gate Bridge at night and attacking the city of San Francisco. Everyone - Satan, DJ Jesus, Senator Whitehead, even the Pope - wants to be involved in the final confrontation with this huge, terrible, and strangely familiar creature.