The Prophesy tells us that if DJ Jesus doesn't perform at Burning Man an unholy sand storm will destroy the American west. The wind is rising, and everyone's waiting for him, but DJ Jesus gets lost in the desert, where Satan is waiting to tempt him with a food court, an electronics superstore, and finally, a magical place called Temptasia.

Senator Whitehead wants to announce his candidacy for President of the United States during a ritual human sacrifice at Bohemian Grove, as all serious Presidential candidates do.  Satan suggests DJ Jesus as the sacrificee. The Special Fathers try to infiltrate the ceremony but will they be able to find the right kind of masks?