Apparently if you stare into the eyes of a forest goblin, you'll be dead within a week. Just fyi.

There is nothing more shameful for us as a society than the existence of fatbergs. But forget about that for a moment and enjoy this episode.

Why is Mandy training to be an astronaut? Why is Mars called 'The Red Planet'? These questions and more will remain unanswered.

According to a friend of a friend, if the staff on a cruise start handing out free choc ices, it means a passenger has died and they need to make room in the freezer.

Mandy accidentally finds herself on the programme ‘Who Are You, Do You Think?', a fictional genealogy programme that is in no way parodying the real-life genealogy programme Who Do You Think You Are? Not at all. We've never even seen it.

Unpleasantness comes in many forms. Like when you pick up an apple from the fruit bowl and find the hidden side has decomposed. The unpleasantness at Brampton Hall is different. So forget we said that. Contains the worst kind of nudity.