Clem Kadiddlehopper works as a waiter, as a champion chicken plucker at a training camp. Silent Spot; Red puts away the Christmas decorations.

George Appleby reunites with two old vaudeville friends; Silent Spot: Pierre the beautician causes some women to flip their wigs when he uses his techniques.

Red and guests do a world war II skit based on Hogans heroes where Freddy The Freeloader helps escapees from Stalag 13; Silent Spot; Red meets his new loves parents for the 1st time.

Colonel Hush-Hush of the Pentagon tries to prevent Clem Kadiddlehopper from messing up a top secret military project. Silent Spot: Red tries to stick to his new years resolution to be helpful to his wife.

Freddy The Freeloader and Greer Garson put on a Christmas play at the Greer Garson theatre for the orphans and Freddy works to save the theatre from Greers greedy relatives.