If Marriages Are Made in Heaven, Why Do They Call it Heaven

Pop, the Astronaut

Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make-- So They Added Iron Bars

Be It Ever So Crumbled, There is No Place Like Home

San Fernando Red's Spy School or How to Make a Possible Mission Impossible

He Died With His Boots On Cause He Had Cold Feet to Start

Blood is Thicker Than Water and Harder to Shave With

Bill Bailey Must Have Been Married That's Why He Never Came Home

The Three Musketeers Ride Again, Those Ding-Dong Daddies

People Who Like People are Cannibals

When East Meets West, You've Sure Got a Skinny Country

Is This the Way to Ruin an Airline

Charity Begins at Home, But Nowadays Who Can Afford a Home

There's No Business Like Show Business, When There Is No Business

Blood is Thicker Than Water and Harder to Shave With

If Marriages Are Made in Heaven, Why Do They Call it Heaven

You Can Take the Boy Out of the Country, If YOu Promise Not To Bring

Crime Doesn't Pay But It's Tax Free

He Wanted to be a Square-Shooter, But He Found That His Barrel Was Round

The Son of Oliver Twist or Junior is Just a Little Dickens

It is Better To Have Loved and Lost, Much Better

There's One Thing Money Won't Buy, & Someday We'll Find Out

Singing Waiters, Hillbilly Songwriters

Alaska

The Emergency Case

Autograph Hounds

Kaye Ballard

The Traveling Saleslady and the Farmer's Son

Willie Lump Lump's Birthday

Pop, the Astronaut

There's One Thing Money Won't Buy, & Someday We'll Find Out