When the Tyler family's Canadian housekeeper Yvette is deported, a cow creamer sends Jaye across the border to retrieve her. Aaron, who accompanies Jaye on her strange mission, is increasingly suspicious of his sister's behaviour, and demands to know why she's conversing with inanimate objects.

Jaye's growing attraction to Eric is complicated by the fact that he's still married. However, her romantic problems seem to pale in comparison when she meets Katya, a young Russian woman who has come to Niagara Falls to marry the man she met online, only to discover that he's really a 13-year-old boy.