Jaye ignores the advice of some talking lawn flamingos, inadvertently causing a car accident that injures her father. Guilt-stricken, she agrees to help former high school nemesis Gretchen Speck organize a class reunion – until a ceramic rooster hairpin instructs her to "destroy Gretchen."

A barrel bear at the gift shop steers Jaye toward Millie Marcus, the first American woman to successfully plunge over the falls in a barrel. Jaye arranges for her to speak at a charity fundraiser, but gets a shock when another elderly woman shows up and accuses Millie of stealing her life.