Refused permission to use the base radio, McHale and the boys use a captured Jap radio to try to hear Christy's little daughter say her first 'da-da'.

When the spoiled-brat son of Binghamton's former employer decides that Taratupa will be his new home, Binghamton begs McHale's help to get rid of him.

Admiral Hardesy's daughter is getting married, and Parker must stand in for the chaplain, while McHale and the crew try to retrieve a stolen tea set, given as a gift from Captain Binghamton.

While Binghamton is laid up in the hospital, acting base commander Carpenter jails the 73 crew, and McHale and Parker plot to get them out.

Inspired by a gangster movie, Urulu refuses to sign the deed allowing McHale and the crew the use of their Island.  So McHale and Binghamton join forces to make him change his mind.

Parker's in trouble again, when he destroys Binghamton's gift for his wife, and McHale and the boys must come up with $1000, to get him off the hook.

Temporarily assigned to the 73 crew, a goldbricking rock and roll star helps McHale and the crew capture a Japanese Patrol.

Restricted to base, McHale and the crew fix up a wrecked boat to stand in for the 73, while they help some natives rebuild their village, which was destroyed by a pesky Japanese pilot.

The French con man is back, this time to steal thousands of dollars worth of Naval supplies.

Binghamton tries to railroad McHale, the 73, and the crew to Russia, with a visiting Russian naval officer, who is on the base for PT boat training.

When a big-shot Hollywood director comes to Taratupa to film a documentary, he chooses McHale and the 73 crew as his subject.

Fuji has a terrible toothache, and McHale and the crew must figure out a way to have his tooth pulled, without his being recognized.

McHale and the crew are in big trouble,  when the lovely daughter of an important Frenchman stows away on the 73.

Binghamton gets hold of Parker's diary, which details all of the crew's thefts. When he loses the diary, Binghamton decides to call Parker as a witness.

Binghamton has to make nice with Chief Urulu when the Navy orders Binghamton to purchase an island for a radar outpost.

ComFleet takes advantage of Parker's resemblance to a famed English general to use him as a decoy. Unfortunately, enemy agents decide to assassinate Parker.

Parker tries his newly learned powers of hypnosis and discovers that it works on Binghamton... just as they need Binghamton to approve a benefit show for an orphanage.

Binghamton takes advantage among the crew of how to design sarongs to ship McHale out so that the 73 men will fail an efficiency test and get transferred

To assure that Binghamton get transferred to ComFleet, the crew have to recover a barrage balloon that they traded to Urula.

Parker gets in hot water when the crew sends a chapter of his war novel to Parker's girlfriend Mary to impress her... and everyone thinks the story is real.

Gruber's scheme to salt fake pearls in the lagoon backfires when Binghamton mistakes them for the real thing and evicts the 73 crew out of their camp.

When the Navy orders that married officers have to be sent home after 24 months, Binghamton decides to force McHale to marry an old associate, Kate O'Hara, who is stuck on the island after an emergency landing.

The crew steals Binghamton's new printing press. When Binghamton catches Tinker red-handed with it, Parker ends up defending the sailor and stalling for time.

The crew take on a dangerous mission to deliver Fuji's letter to a Japanese-held island and mail it to Japan so that he can hear back from his girlfriend.

When Happy is too shy to have a love life, he sleepwalks. When Binghamton finds out, he calls for a Navy psychiatrist and Happy will be sent off unless the crew can restore his confidence.

While taking some unofficial leave in New Caledonia, the crew ends up in jail... and an old smuggler friend of McHale's steals the 73.

After Binghamton catches a glimpse of Fuji, McHale and the crew launch a scheme to convince Binghamton that he has battle fatigue... and sees Japanese everywhere

When Tinker's date goes out with a war hero, Gruber starts some scuttlebutt to puff up his friend's reputation. However, everyone soon thinks that the 73 is going on a dangerous secret mission... including the Japanese.

Parker knows a visiting war correspondence and convinces him that Binghamton is "Jolly Wally," who laughs in the face of danger. However, when Binghamton overdoes it, the Navy sends a psychiatrist to check him out.

Parker tries to impress a new nurse, Georgianna. When she accidentally and continually upstages him, Parker puts in for a transfer... and the crew come up with a plan to rebuild his morale.

Binghamton finds out about the crew's upcoming Follies and puts an end to it, forcing them to take him to a Comfleet conference. But when they get hit by a Zero, the 73 is forced to put in at a Japanese island to refuel... and the crew tries out their acts disguised as Japanese minstrels.

Binghamton has to impress a visiting admiral with a testimonial dinner in his honor... but no one wants to come.

The crew convinces Binghamton that they can get actress Rita Howard to the base. Once they pull that off, they have to get her there past her officious Army escort... which requires Parker to pose as a doctor.

After Binghamton files a charge of cowardice against Parker, he thinks that Parker is faking when the ensign claims to have spotted a German U-boat in Pacific waters. However, it turns out that Parker is right... and he and the 73 crew to have stop an alliance between the two Axis powers.

Binghamton cracks down on the crew because of an upcoming fitness inspection. When he hears them talking about killing a griffa bird, he assumes that they want to kill him.

The crew steals Binghamton's champagne to celebrate Fuji's one-year anniversary with them. But when Binghampton captures Fuji, the crew have to fake the end of the war to distract him so they can free their friend.