When Bosco goes to Bob needing to learn how to make a burger for an undercover mission to oust criminal and burger joint owner Vincent Balicki, it becomes obvious that the sergeant is severely lacking in cooking knowledge. As Bob's family constantly halts any progress in Bob's lessons, Bosco, still unseasoned, goes to his interview, only to meet with his potential criminal employer again back at Bob's Burgers for a spontaneous burger-making test.

When Gayle tells the family she's sending in an audition tape to be on Tough Stuff Island, Linda is determined to make her tape boring to save her from being humiliated on a rejection reel. Bob struggles with his new electric grinder while the kids secretly attempt to make Gayle's tape more interesting.

When the family gets invited to Rudy's father's birthday party, they scramble to make him look better than Paul, who's trying to hit on Rudy's mother. Meanwhile, Tina attempts to convince a woman to commit to a relationship with Rudy's father.

Tina is determined to get some upper butt action at Chelsea's party, but in her attempts to dry off her nervous butt sweat, her skirt ends up stuck in the dryer. Meanwhile, Teddy tries to get in on the family's competition of building objects from the basement trash.

On a tour of the town's bootlegging history, Linda and Louise stumble into a treasure-hunting adventure. Meanwhile, Bob, Tina and Gene play host to a group of street performers looking to settle a beef.

Teddy gets stuck in an underground survival bunker, and he calls on Bob to find him and get him out.

When the power goes out two days before Christmas, The Belchers must spend the holiday at Mr. Fischoeder's family's old hunting lodge.

A documentary film profiling world class archer Louise Belcher is interrupted by unexpected visitors.

During their special day at the wharf with Big Bob, the kids get into trouble with the Wharf's newest fortune-telling giant clam.

During a neighborhood block party, Linda makes a mistake that could threaten the life of her favorite alley raccoon.

Mr. Fischoeder enlists Bob to be his personal chef for a glamping trip on his exclusive club's secret island. Meanwhile, Linda gives the kids a crash-course on cocktail party etiquette.

The Belcher kids learn a secret about Zeke's past, while Bob rekindles his feud with Jimmy Pesto.

Gene tries to learn how to lucid dream in order to recover the world's most perfect song that he wrote while asleep. Meanwhile, Louise and Tina try to trap a cricket whose chirping is keeping Linda up at night.

Bob and Linda help Gretchen throw her sister's bachelorette party. Meanwhile, Tina forces Gene and Louise to play a board game they found on the street.

Rudy attends an important dinner. The Belchers make an important casserole.

When Linda and Bob suggest the kids do chores, the family ends up in a showdown.