Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

A pointless and moronic tale of the dangers of going green.

Dan Halen tries his hand at human sacrifice.

Drought is a disease. David Allan Coe is the cure.

Granny's on the prowl for love, Confederate style.

The Squids stalk Georgia's rarest bird because the TV box told them to.

An intimate look at one of history's most intriguing figures, presented in glorious English.

The greatest story ever told. About cartoon squids.

Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and sex is first place.

Sheriff investigates the origins of fire, and its role in the burning of the squids' house.

A study of the migrations and libations of the ignorant redneck land squid.

Pedal meets metal and windshield meets Rusty.

Smelling youthful and sexy comes at a heavy price.

Lil's disregard for birth control provides a lifelong friend for Early.

The squids fail to learn a valuable lesson about conservation.

Rusty's soul is a pawn in the endgame between good and evil.

Early's DNA is finally put to good use.

Perverts need love. Rusty delivers.

Granny indulges in the ultimate spa experience.

Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons.