Terror ensues after Early shoots a cow belonging to Al-Qaeda.

Rusty's special talent is playing football. Early's special talent is exploiting Rusty.

Clowny Daggers!

Early's GPS shows him the fastest route from friendship to obsession, avoiding all toll roads.

Early's twisted dreams come true when Granny suffers a life-mangling injury.

Advances in modern technology allow Early to visit Florida.

The squids are fed up with government attempts to improve their lives.

When his father is placed on death row, Early snaps to action and tries on a new hat.

Early decides to remain faithful to all 97 of his new wives.

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.