Sharkey must remove a wino who spent the night in the barracks right before a major inspection.

Pruitt plans a pizza party to celebrate the end of boot camp, but does not consult Sharkey.

The recruits are convinced Sharkey is gay after his clandestine meeting with an effeminate toupee salesman.

Sharkey attempts to help a fellow sailor with his marital problems. Fireworks are the result of bachelor Sharkey's attempts to resolve the marital problems of one of his recruits. Wes Stern and Christina Hart guest-star.

The chaos of barracks life leads Sharkey to dream of moving off-base to his own apartment.

Chief Robinson takes Sharkey to a disco to celebrate his 45th birthday.

Recruit Rodriguez is just one of the sailors who get in trouble with Sharkey and the top brass for sneaking women into the barracks.

Sharkey's romantic plans with Natalie are wrecked when his recruits get arrested in Tijuana, Mexico.

Recruit Kowalski experiences repeated bouts of sleepwalking, which Sharkey desperately tries to find a cure for, or the young man may face a medical discharge.

Recruit Mignone's unhappiness with the rigors of boot camp spreads to the other men.

Shy recruit Skolnick decides to marry a cocktail waitress after a two-day courtship, much to everyone's surprise.

The men try to hide an inflatable female doll in the barracks without Sharkey's knowledge.

Chief Robinson suspects that Sharkey is a real ladies man when he accidentally sees a "Dear Jane" letter in the typewriter.

An enlisted man thinks Sharkey is discriminating against him because he's Japanese.

The chauvinistic chief must adjust to the fact that his new commanding officer is a woman.