Louie goes out for the night.

Louie fantasizes about a TV news anchor, and winds up in the hospital after working out with his new personal trainer.

Louie recalls a traumatic lesson from Catholic school about Jesus dying for his sins.

Louie tries to overcome his fear of dentists, and tries to get a date with an African American grocery cashier.

Louie recalls his awkward sex education lessons as a child, and a high school bully threatens Louie in a donut shop and ruins his date.

While the kids are away, Louie eats a lot of ice cream, gets high with a neighbor, and rescues an old dog from the pound.

Louie's brother comes to him with an odd request related to his date, and Louie's mom comes to tell him that she is a lesbian.

Louie reluctantly acts in a movie.

Louie goes on a trip. Louie plays the South.

Louie's age is an advantage and he sets up a play date.

Louie goes to the doctor and argues with an old friend.

Louie and his friends have a discussion about homosexuality with a gay friend during a poker game. After Louie's divorce is finalized, he looks up a woman he had a "moment" with back in school.

Louie goes on a date as well as a field trip with his daughters. Both go badly.