Skip and Harry hold a winning lottery ticket but they have a hard time finding an honest soul to help them collect their jackpot.

Harry is suspicious when the gorgeous co-owner (Claudia Cron) of a cannery seduces Skip (Joe Guzaldo), and Skip's uncle, the other co-owner, is almost killed in an "accident." 

Harry and Skip devise an elaborate plan to get out of the Army. Harry and Skip accidental join the army and are quickly recognized. To avoid capture, the buddies steal a tank and barrel their way to temporary safety, or so they think so..

Skip and Harry take jobs as hired hands on an Ohio farm. Skip tends a racehorse. Harry and Skip, those two guys on the run, hire on as ranch hands in Ohio where Skip flips over a race horse. Ah, but the foreman is administering small amounts of poison to the animal — just before a big race. Harry and Skip find jobs as ranch hands in Ohio, where Skip grows attached to a racehorse named Neon Dancer.

Harry hopes his photographic memory will win him enough money at blackjack to cover his brother`s gambling debts. Gamblers try to force Harry's twin brother, a football star, to throw an important game.

A nearly bankrupt used-car-lot owner hires Skip and Harry as repossessors. Harry and Skip continue their run from the law (Jeannie Wilson) and manage to land jobs as repossessors. But what's this? There's a body in the trunk of one of the cars.

Skip and Harry (Joseph Guzaldo and Larry Riley) enter a bicycle race that's to terminate in Canada, and thereby they hope to escape for good the on-rushing Capt. Betty and Deputy Crawford. 

Skip and Harry pose as candy vendors when they travel to the nation's capital in search of the Tattooed Man. Dressed as bunnies to escape the pursuing Capt. Betty (now played by Jeannie Wilson), Skip and Harry slip into a pingpong factory.

Harry and Skip land in jail on a trumped-up murder charge, so they break out to find the real killer.