Eddie thinks he's off the hook when Joy decides they should sit this anniversary out.

Eddie and Jeff discover that Karl's second wife is really cool, and the two of them begin to fantasize on paper about their second wives.

Joy confronts Eddie about his inability to show his emotions, and they go to a New Age guru to get help.

When a pregnancy scare rattles Eddie and Joy, they decide that they need to take care of business.

Eddie thinks Kenny is wrong when he turns a case of bad service at a movie theatre concession stand into a racially-motivated incident, but he's afraid to confront him on it.

Eddie signs up to be a Big Brother, but he is paired up with a grown man who has been in the system for 25 years.

Jeff hires Eddie and Joy's daughter's loser boyfriend, Doug, as Eddie's substitute teacher while he is suspended. And Joy refuses to back up Eddie when he says that Doug and Allison can't sleep together under their roof.

Jeff is appointed as temporary principal of the school, and one of the first decisions he makes is to suspend Eddie without pay for disrespecting him.

Eddie shows no concern when Joy's new bedroom lamp doesn't work, mainly because his lamp works just fine.

Eddie gives Jeff a bottle of wine from Joy's liquor cabinet as a last-minute birthday present, not knowing that the bottle is worth hundreds of dollars.

Eddie and Steph become yoga partners, while Jeff and Joy become tennis buddies.

Eddie agrees to review a porn DVD that Jeff rented at his wife's request to "spice things up" in the bedroom. But what will Joy think when she finds Eddie with the movie?

Eddie fakes an injury to get out of playing in a basketball game, because he doesn't want his wife to know that he's a horrible player.

Eddie and Joy try to get a part in a neighbor's funeral, only after they discover that Jeff is a pallbearer and Steph is delivering the eulogy.

Eddie tells Joy that she needs to scale back on her over-singing in public and the amount of cleavage she shows.