Eddie is disappointed when Joy finds out a pathetic "secret" he's been keeping from her for 20 years, mainly because it's the last thing she didn't know about him.

Eddie tries to talk Kenny out of getting circumcised because it would mean that he has to go a musical theatre series with Joy if he does.

Eddie tells Joy that he would be willing to move downtown one day, only so that he can get hotel sex.

Eddie and Joy try to break up their daughter and her loser hippie boyfriend--until they discover that his family is filthy rich.

When Joy awakens from a bad dream, she looks to Eddie for comfort, only to realize she was better off finding help in dreamland.

Eddie gets in trouble when he buys a sports car without consulting with Joy first, and he soon regrets getting rid of his old car.

Joy considers plastic surgery once she discovers that her boobs can no longer get her out of speeding tickets.