Shaken up by the strange dreams they are all having, the Solomon's set it up to go back home for repairs.

The Solomon's have their first dreams and Dick thinks he is loosing his mind.

Dr. Albright becomes jealous when a librarian falls for Dick when he is able to converse with her on a intellectual level; Sally figures out what she sees in Officer Don.

After a restaurant forces Sally and the other Solomon's to move to another table in order to give it to Mark Hamill and his friends, Sally ends up raising a ruckus and punching Mark Hamill. Dick then has problems with all the attention Sally is getting for standing up for the average person.

Nina refuses to work as Dick's assistant anymore so he brings in Harry; Sally experiences her first tea party with a little girl then takes up ballet.

After Dick insults his students, he has to go through sensitivity training; Harry goes to Mrs. Dubcek's daughters high-school reunion. Officer Don helps Tommy with his driving.

Mary wants to join a high society club and drags Dick along for the ride; Tommy starts hanging out with some high school toughs.

Dick decides he is not manly enough so he starts taking lessons from Harry and they both head out to a strip club to meet some of Dick's students.

After accidentally hitting a chipmunk, Dick becomes an animal rights activist; Tommy gets in trouble with August again; Harry joins the Boy Scouts.

Dick becomes afraid that his romance with Dr. Albright is growing stale; Tommy gets tired of his girlfriend August being perfect at everything she does; Sally and Harry switch jobs at home.

When Sally meets a charming Frenchman, she receives a proposal from him, Dick then decides that he needs to get more close to Mary.

While helping Mary, Dick falls and sprains his ankle. Mary feels responsible and Dick takes advantage of Mary and the rest of the family. Tommy has to sell candy bars for his physical education class and Harry builds a tree house.

Dick directs Romeo & Juliet at Tommy's school and drives everyone crazy; Dick talks Sally into having Officer Don try to fix Mary's traffic tickets.

When Mary gets a better parking space, Dick gets upset then demands he get one. Dick then ends up quitting his job over it and flips burgers; Meanwhile Harry is blown away by a tornado and looses his memory and no one notices.

The Solomon's experience their first Christmas on Earth, both Dick and Sally get case of the humbugs during the experience.

Dick gets upset after he discovers that Mary has asked another professor to emcee the fund-raiser she is organizing and decides that he is funny enough to be the Master of Ceremonies.

The Solomon's experience their first Thanksgiving on Earth which leads to problems with misunderstandings about various aspects of the Holiday. Harry end up in a romantic situation while Tommy gets upset.

Mrs. Dubcek wants the Solomon's to babysit her grandson for a bit and things get out of Hand when Sally becomes obsessed. Meanwhile, Mary makes the mistake of asking Dick to babysit her fish.

Sally meet a guy at a gay bar and falls for him; Tommy is accepted into a school for geniuses.

Dick can't understand the big deal about Homecoming then he discovers the meaning of school spirit; Sally decides that she needs a best girlfriend.

Harry runs for the city council while Mary and Dick have conflicts about how and why to vote for a candidate.

Mary has problems with the relationship with Dick being out in the open; Sally decides that she wants to be a cop.

The Solomon's tell Sally she needs to get intimate with her boyfriend Mr. Randall.

After seeing a scifi horror film that scares him, Dick decides to tell Mary that he is an alien while they are at a sci-fi convention. Harry, Sally and Tommy discover hotel amenities.

Evil Dick plans to take over the world and the Solomons try to stop him. Meanwhile, Evil Dick picks up where Dick left off with Dr. Albright.

Evil Dick puts suave moves on Dr. Albright and her assistant while changing everything at the Solomon home. A new message comes in from the Big Giant Head which Evil Dick keeps secret. Later Harry makes a discovery in the basement.