Dick and Joanna plan a birthday party for George with all of his old army buddies.

Stephanie leaves the inn in the hands of a guest and sneaks off to a beauty pageant.

Dick hosts a contest for the world's smallest horse on his television program.

George's club rejects Dick's application for membership; Kirk and Cindy fight.

Kirk's grandmother loans him her car for his honeymoon, but the police think it's stolen.

Kirk is excited that he is marrying Cindy, but he faints during the ceremony.

A fast food chain plans to open in town, and Kirk is furious.

Kirk isn't sure if he should propose to Cindy, so he asks Dick and George for help.

Dick hosts a literary discussion program on television, but his first show is a disaster.

George becomes a fireman to improve his image but he loses the keys to the fire truck.

Stephanie's old boyfriend and best friend stay at the inn; Kirk has a dinner party.

Dick unleashes his temper when a professor hits on Joanna at a poetry reading.

Kirk meets the girl of his dreams, but he isn't sure how he feels about her profession.

Kirk sets out to find the perfect girlfriend.

Dick has a deadline looming, but he is too distracted to get any work done.

Stephanie gets lots in a snowstorm and ends up at Darryl's house.

Joanna serves Thanksgiving dinner to 100 people; rain ruins the Thanksgiving parade.

A play Dick wrote gets used in a local production, and Joanna is cast as Joanna's Mother.

Joanna breaks tradition at a potluck dinner.

Stephanie's husband attempts to find out why she left him.

Erica Chase tries to seduce Dick; Stephanie's father tries to take her home with him.

Dick goes to New York to research a potential biography. Stephanie is hired as a new maid.