Daria is assigned to write a short story turning people she knows into fictional characters. Like they're not unbelieving enough already.

When Daria agrees to help Trent find a birthday present for Jane, they somehow end up at a piercing parlor offering a two-for-one special. Hmm.

Jane surprises everyone by deciding to try out for the school track team. Daria makes no such surprising decision.

The school stages a medieval fair to raise money for a new library roof.

Daria develops a mysterious rash and has to check into the hospital for tests.

Daria and Jodie are invited to visit a school for the gifted and talented.

Daria gets roped into participating in the Lawndale High yearbook and meets Ted, who up to now has been schooled entirely at home.

When Daria and Jane are assigned to make a student film, they decide to record a day in the life of Quinn.

Daria and Jane accompany Trent to a flea market, while Jake and Helen's old college drop in for a reunion weekend.

Daria and her family participate in the strange and frightening ritual known as a family wedding.

A (very) brief burst of intellectual activity gets her an instant reputation as a "brain."

The students of Lawndale High go on a paintballing trip to learn about history, psychology and shooting people.

Daria reluctantly gets involved in a poster contest in which she and Jane depict "Student Life At The Dawn Of The Millennium."...rather negatively.