Daria becomes obsessed with a big carton. Who wouldn't?

Daria ponders whether having a relationship must necessarily involve touching another human being.

Daria's competing for an academic award. Will she be forced to show enthusiasm?

Daria's aunt comes to visit, because the family's not dysfunctional enough already.

Jane dates a guy who's a little behind the times say, half a century.

Quinn has decided she needs a steady boyfriend, and the winnowing process could take years.

Jane learns that when it comes to art, imitation is the most profitable form of flattery.

Lawndale High's teachers go out on strike and, amazingly, the students notice.

Daria decides to submit a short story for publication -- but she's not the submissive type.

Daria and Quinn attend a camp reunion where a greased watermelon lies in wait.

The Fashion Club is thrown into crisis by the unthinkable: moderate chubbiness.

Should Daria be mad at Tom for forgetting their anniversary, or mad at herself for being mad?

When Lawndale High suffers a budget crisis, the cure may be worse than the disease.