Featuring a frank exchange of views between two Burnistoun MSPs, a ladies' night held in a pub, and an imaginative fashion parade.

Burnistoun's most persistent market researcher takes a lifetime to get some answers, and the boozer is buzzing with gangster tales.

One hungry Burnistoun inhabitant is hell-bent on buying rolls, and hopeful popstar Kelly McGlade hones her on-stage repartee.

A hitman discovers it's not easy to assemble a weapon of choice. Plus an awkward question on the top deck of a bus, and a visit to the town's first-ever cloning warehouse.

Burnistoun's got talent in the shape of a local singing sensation with a unique style. Plus, what soap operas would be like if people actually went to the toilet.

Sketch show set in a fictional Scottish location that's oddly familiar. Featuring an impassioned battle with a voice-activated lift and the career trajectory of a single-issue MP.