In the fictional town of Burnistoun the legend of King Arthur springs to life when a Burnistoun man pulls the magic sword Excalibur out of the pavement.

The 'quality polis' team of McGregor and Toshan attend a football match and cause the very riot they were there to prevent.

A local priest is revealed to have a direct line to God, but simply uses it to have daft banter and a novel interactive mobile phone app gets tested on the streets of Burnistoun.

Includes misguided entrepreneur Alex Ciderson who invents a new way of packaging beer, and 'quality polis' McGregor and Toshan who gatecrash a party.

The local cake shop suffers a decline in sales when a rogue cake decorator is let loose and the local job centre has a new line in compulsory niceness.

Featuring a coffee shop that has an original way of serving a cappuccino and a high street boutique which delivers questionable sartorial advice to a confused punter.