Albert tries to get in touch with the other side to try to contact his wife, and Harold of course thinks it's all a con.

Harold's life becomes hell when Albert throws out his back.

Albert's martial arts friends save the day.

Harold brings home a `what-the-butler-saw' machine but one of the stars seems strangely familiar; for the local vicar it seems to be a chance to make some money.

Harold's love life is going through a tricky phase, so he doesn't need Albert to be a wet blanket.

Much to Harold's amusement, Albert hoards old clothes; a fashion photographer turns up looking for an original shooting location.