The rag and bone men discover that Monopoly and life are not quite the same thing when they try to buy their yard.

The pair gets into a tizzy over a TB test following a mix up with the results.

Harold wants to get himself a flashy new car to impress the dolly birds; Albert, on the other hand, is slightly more interested in one of those nice new color televisions

Harold believes that he is about to become a father, but Albert is slightly more suspicious of the mother's virtuous nature.

Albert is concerned about a dealer's interest in Harold, which he believes may not be purely professional.

Harold prepares for a fortnight's skiing party without Albert; maybe fate will smile upon him just this once.

Harold has to break the sad news to Albert that Hercules the horse is dead; Albert may have a heart after all.