There's no electricity, no gas, no food, no booze and no cigarettes; two unwelcome visitors drop by the yard direct from the Scrubbs; the two jail breakers soon realize they've picked the wrong house.

Harold takes drastic measures to get some privacy from Albert by dividing the house up.

Harold seeks psychiatric help when his stress level reaches a dangerous all time high; during a bout of sleepwalking, he tries to strangle Albert.

Albert has never made a contribution to the welfare state but is still intent upon making a claim.

When one of Albert's 16 siblings passes away, a family feud ensues following the reading of the will; Wily old Albert has a few tricks up his sleeve though.

When Harold is invited to appear in a local amateur dramatics festival under the tutelage of renowned director Rupert Faines-Muir, he reckons he's on the way to stardom; unsurprisingly, Albert is not convinced.

Albert and Harold are inspired to take of journalism after a game of Scrabble.