Bill is shocked when the reigning Miss Alabama refuses to practice her swimsuit walk for a national pageant; Bill and Kim hatch a plan to showcase Bill's disco moves at the town dance.

Bill struggles to transform the reigning Miss Kentucky from teen pageant queen into a serious Miss United States competitor; Bill calls in a favor to find a temporary replacement for his assistant.

Bill struggles with pageant pro Hannah when she bursts into giggling fits; Bill helps his oldest daughter Blanche pursue her career aspirations as a sports broadcaster.

Bill goes to extreme measures to help pageant veteran Jayce identify why she's been buckling under pressure; Bill's youngest daughter Stella is eager to practice her driving.

Bill helps Alabama's reigning Miss Collegiate America by identifying her insecurities and breaking down her confident façade; Bill agrees to baby-sit Kim's daughter as practice for his future grandson.

Bill attempts to transform 16 year old Abigail from a pageant zero to hero in just ten days; unpleasant memories resurface as Bill discusses his tumultuous childhood during a visit to his hometown.

Bill helps seasoned pageant pro Brittan to stop sweating the small stuff; Bill oversteps his bounds when he pushes a healthy eating regimen on his granddaughter.

Bill struggles to turn tap-dancing teen Lexi into a serious pageant contender; Bill insists on an Alverson clan family portrait.