Featuring a man who has a slip with his scissors while undertaking some 'pubic topiary', an oil rig worker airlifted from the North Sea when he swallows a toothpick and a victim of 'frozen food injury'.

Plus, bloodsucking leeches are stuffed into a woman's mouth to keep alive her transplanted tongue.

There's a circus dwarf who superglues his penis to a hoover; a shoemaker who stitches up her thumb; a boy who melts his trousers as he tries to put out a sparkler; and a toilet that falls off the back of a lorry and on to a man's foot.