There are turkey traumas and a run-in with a reindeer as Christmas comes to the casualty department.

Plus, a builder who nail-guns his finger to a wall; a farmer who 'de-gloves' his hand after a slip with a power tool; a clubber keen to carry on partying after falling off her own shoes and; the true meaning of Hasselhoff.

There's a boy who walked around for six weeks not knowing a pencil had punctured his lung; a prized pooch who breaks his owner's nose; a man whose ear is bitten off in a fight; and a patient whose body is engulfed by giant red spots.

Plus a builder who has to be rescued from scaffolding after a slip up with breezeblocks splits his knee.

A vet is attacked by a cat while plucking its testicles; a gymnast literally falls head over heels for a girl; some chefs' eyes are mysteriously being fried in their kitchen; a man is gored by a bullock; and a keg of beer falls on a barman's foot.

There's a circus dwarf who superglues his penis to a hoover; a shoemaker who stitches up her thumb; a boy who melts his trousers as he tries to put out a sparkler; and a toilet that falls off the back of a lorry and on to a man's foot.

There's an angler with a lead fishing weight buried inside his eye socket; a bout of arm wrestling which snaps one man's upper limb like a twig; a party animal whose night on the town has left him with a hole in his head; and a man who severs his spine but who walks out of hospital six weeks later.

Featuring a man who has a slip with his scissors while undertaking some 'pubic topiary', an oil rig worker airlifted from the North Sea when he swallows a toothpick and a victim of 'frozen food injury'.

Plus, bloodsucking leeches are stuffed into a woman's mouth to keep alive her transplanted tongue.

Featuring a fisherman whose tackle is put in danger when an anchor is swung into his groin; surgeons operating on a five-year-old to remove some life-threatening lego from his nose; a man whose foot is engulfed by pus-filled boils; and a boy who ended up with toes on his hands after a freak bouncy castle accident.

Featuring a student who has trapped his testicles under a 60kg gearbox; a pole dancer who's fallen off her pole and on to her head; a golfer who's smashed the ball straight into his girlfriend's teeth; and a man who has fallen into an industrial cement mixer.