There's an angler with a lead fishing weight buried inside his eye socket; a bout of arm wrestling which snaps one man's upper limb like a twig; a party animal whose night on the town has left him with a hole in his head; and a man who severs his spine but who walks out of hospital six weeks later.

A vet is attacked by a cat while plucking its testicles; a gymnast literally falls head over heels for a girl; some chefs' eyes are mysteriously being fried in their kitchen; a man is gored by a bullock; and a keg of beer falls on a barman's foot.