A vet is attacked by a cat while plucking its testicles; a gymnast literally falls head over heels for a girl; some chefs' eyes are mysteriously being fried in their kitchen; a man is gored by a bullock; and a keg of beer falls on a barman's foot.

There are turkey traumas and a run-in with a reindeer as Christmas comes to the casualty department.

Plus, a builder who nail-guns his finger to a wall; a farmer who 'de-gloves' his hand after a slip with a power tool; a clubber keen to carry on partying after falling off her own shoes and; the true meaning of Hasselhoff.