Victor wins a dog in a pub competition. And Jack feels blue after watching a video of his family in Canada.

Pete the Jakey may be working for the Secret Service, and Jack and Victor have a licence to snoop.

Jack and Victor decide to celebrate 60 years of friendship with a slap-up meal, but a ghost from the past threatens to ruin their appetites.

Jack and Victor are left to mind a shop, and rapidly forge their own fast food empire. This leads to them falling foul of Vince and his snack van.

Jack and Victor decide they can't take it with them, so they decide to spend their funeral fund on life's little luxuries. Meanwhile golfers Tam and Winston get involved in a foursome with a gang of neds.

The oldest cruisers in town, Jack and Victor, have got themselves a set of wheels. However, the open road turns into a highway to hell for Victor when his pal forces him to do all the driving.

Yankee happy pills are proving more of a temptation to Jack and Victor after they bump into their old pal Stuart.

Jack and Victor are worried that old Bert has gone downhill since his wife died. Meanwhile Winston has acquired a limp and a home help. Could romance be on the cards?

The local park has gone downhill and Winston has a plan that will improve it.