Festive special of the sitcom about Scottish pensioners. Jack and Victor find themselves holed up in the Osprey Heights Hoist at Hogmanay. Trapped in a lift, Winston recalls the daddy of all New Years, in the dim and distant past when Craiglang knew how to throw a party.

Jack and Victor are surprised to discover they miss Winston and decide to go to Finport for a day out with him. Tam is smitten by his sister-in-law Molly.

Winston has had enough of Craiglang and decides he wants to live beside the seaside. Jack and Victor become wedding chauffeurs for the day.

The television crew which makes 'Blighty's Hardest Pubs' drops by the Clansman and Boabby foolishly promises them all the action they can handle. Meanwhile Navid is suffering a mid-life crisis involving gambling, hair dye and bad dancing.

It's Victor's 75th birthday and Jack wants to celebrate it in style. He organises a trip of a lifetime: a voyage down the local river in a dinghy.

When Jack and Victor redecorate Isa's living room the alterations go further than planned. Boabby's video collection contains a guilty secret.

Life in Craiglang is getting Jack and Victor down, until they discover an endless supply of free whisky. Winston runs into an old enemy at the bookies.