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Ryan Beck describes his date with an aspiring cannibal and reflects on his dad's love of tornadoes.

Hanna Dickinson chats about her issues with a dairy-free diet, discusses her loud snoring and recalls the time she auditioned for "The Bachelor."

Yedoye Travis wonders how to discuss privilege with white people and questions President Trump's Twitter priorities.

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Ian Lara discusses his Hispanic background and explains why he's never going on a cruise with his friend again.

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Petey DeAbreu brags about drinking AriZona Green Tea and wishes Jewish culture was more prominent in his neighborhood.

Tom Thakkar argues weed strains should come with more descriptive labels and reveals the pranks he pulls on creepy guys from Craigslist.