Monroe Martin III breaks down some of his theories on why cops leave him alone and recalls an old white lady harassing him at a show.

Brittany Carney discusses spending quarantine with her parents, a chance encounter with a dog and what it's like to teach preschoolers.

Ismael Loutfi recalls fighting with his wife about Sherlock Holmes and gets nostalgic for February 2020.

Mary Beth Barone explains why she's thinking about having a baby, breaks down her struggles with dating long-distance and considers why she mostly hangs out with gay men.

Gavin Matts questions why people have kids and shares what it's like having roommates as an adult.

Eagle Witt reveals what makes white women so terrifying and describes using his family's racial naivete to win arguments.

Rosebud Baker explains why she thinks love is gross and reflects on how having a lot of death in her life has caused her to develop a dark sense of humor.

Rebecca O'Neal describes getting high and wanting to fight the coronavirus, and explains what sexting has been like during quarantine.

Andy Haynes explains why he doesn't consider himself a "guy" and recalls the shift in tone the news took during the beginning of the pandemic.

Christi Chiello discusses becoming an aunt and a cat mom, and explains why she loves not having children.

Josh Johnson recalls fainting during a COVID test, meeting a baby with a very deep voice and finding his sex ed teacher on Facebook.