Greta Titelman shares how her surfing date ended up being a total disaster and explains why she loves sports bars.

Paris Sashay talks about going on an inadvertently expensive first date and recalls buying a dildo and a pair of shoes to accommodate her girlfriend's kinky request.

Jay Jurden discusses why he doesn't want a pet raccoon and claims that New York City makes you gay.

Noah Gardenswartz complains about his wife eating an apple in bed and explains how you don't have to hate someone to be racist.

Molly Austin fantasizes about her life as your stepmom and recalls an incredible night of sex.

Opey Olagbaju reports a strange yet true story from the world of Nigerian politics and offers an alternate history of the Oompa Loompas.

Jak Knight warns his audiences to test their sexual boundaries before they're old and remembers when his uncle taught him about sex by eating crab.

Michael Rowland recalls falling in love with his grandma's friend and explains how a horse helped revitalize his sex life.

Pat Regan admits his phone doesn't realize he's gay and talks about how it feels to not have an erotic name.

Jourdain Fisher thinks he knows why stepparent porn is so popular and explains the burden he feels as the sole black person in his friend group.

Casey James Salengo recalls watching two men duke it out in a surprisingly erotic war of words and explains why he was fired from his job as a dog walker.

Nore Davis rails against the tyranny of math class and wonders how psyched cows are about plant-based meat.