After his drunken-driving arrest, Stan's dad believes a visit to a bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary will cure his drinking problem.

Kyle bonds with a marine-park whale and gets the boys to help try to return the creature to its family.

Religious leaders think Stan is the "Golden Child," prompting believers to camp in front of his house.

Ostracized for his appearance because of a case of "gingervitus," Cartman goes on a campaign against discrimination.

Townsfolk rally against gay marriage, especially Mr. Garrison, whose ex Mr. Slave plans to wed Big Gay Al.

The boys decide to fake Butters' death and resurrect him as a girl.

The town of Beaverton is flooded when a mammoth beaver dam breaks. Is global warming to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know for sure.

Jimmy has trouble controlling his hormones right before the big talent show.

Butters believes he can talk to the dead.

The boys become bored with baseball after a long winning streak.

Kenny is able to purchase a gaming device that's been sold out, straining his friendship with Cartman.

Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle become talent agents with one client.

Hippies, the bane of Cartman's existence, threaten to overrun South Park when they plan a weeklong music festival in town.

In the season 9 premiere, Mr. Garrison looks to become a woman, and Kyle works in improving his basketball skills.