Wendy plays matchmaker by trying to pair one of her gal pals with Butters, only to end up in the counselor's office.

The war over gaming devices begins as the malls open for the holiday-shopping craze.

Console wars escalate as throngs of shoppers push toward the mall in anticipation of Black Friday. Meanwhile, Cartman seeks revenge against Princess Kenny.

It's the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.

Cartman facilitates world peace with his latest prank, which brings religious leaders to South Park to witness the fulfillment of a Biblical prophecy.

Ike just isn't himself lately and he and Kyle are growing apart. Kyle goes to the guidance counselor for advice, but Mr. Mackey is too busy dealing with the bugs in the school's new integrated technology system to help. Kyle decides to take Ike to a live performance of his favorite show, "Yo Gabba Gabba!" He hopes it'll make his little brother like him again.

A goth kid is sent to a camp for troubled youth, but upon her return her friends find her changed in disturbing ways, so they turn to an unlikely group for help.

Token is deemed a threat to all humanity by Cartman.

The boys try to keep their parents from hurting one another by using a distraction in the form of the game "Minecraft."

In the Season 17 premiere, Cartman infiltrates the National Security Agency and is upset by what he finds in his personal file. Meanwhile, Butters finds a new audience for his prayers.